I.
KING ARTHUR DEVELOPS A PROBLEM
Hark and listen to the life of a rich lord Who, while he lived, was like
no one else In bedroom or in court. In the time of Arthur this adventure was, And he himself, the
courteous and royal king. Of all knighthood he bore away the honor, Wherever he went. In his country
there was nothing but chivalry: He loved all brave knights; Cowards were always disgraced.
Now, if you will listen a bit to my talking, I shall tell you of Arthur
the king And what once befell him As he was hunting in Inglewood With all his bold knights.
Listen to my tale: The king stood at his deer blind, Ready with his
bow to slay a wild deer, And his knights sat there beside him. As the king waited, he became aware Of a
great and beautiful hart standing. When the men saw the king, They waited as still as they could. Then
the hart darted off Into a fern thicket
"Hold still, everyone, And I will go myself, Stalking as best I
can," The king said, taking bow in hand. Like a good hunter he stooped Low to stalk the deer.
When he got close, The hart jumped into a briar patch. But the king
crept closer and closer, And so it went, until the king had gone, I would swear, half a mile. No man
went with him.
At last, Arthur let fly an arrow And hit the hart squarely, Such was
the grace God had sent him. Down the deer tumbled, wounded, And fell into a large fern thicket. The
king followed quickly And savagely killed the deer As it chewed the grass.
While the king was alone with the deer Suddenly there came to him a
quaint fellow Armed well and sure-- A knight strong and mighty. He said these grim words to the king:
"Well met, King Arthur! You have done me wrong many a year, And
woefully I shall repay you now. Indeed, you have wrongfully given My lands to Sir Gawain. What say you,
king, alone as you are?"
"Sir knight, what is your honored name?" said Arthur.
"Sir king," he answered, "Gromer Somer Joure, I tell you
now the truth."
"Ah, Sir Gromer Somer, think you well that slaying me here will get
you no honor. Remember that you are a knight. If you slay me now--in this situation-- All knights will
refuse you everywhere. That shame shall never leave you. Let your anger go and follow reason, And I
shall fix what is amiss-- If you wish--before I go."
"No," said Sir Gromer Somer, "by heaven's king! You shall
not escape by lying. I have the advantage now. If I should let you go with mocking, Another time you
will defy me. I shall not fail in my purpose."
Then said the king, "So God save me! But, sir, spare my life and
ask anything; I shall grant it you right now. Shame you shall have in killing my at hunting-- You armed
and me like this."
"All this will not help you, surely," Said Sir Gromer Somer. "For
I want neither land nor gold, really. Will you grant me, at a certain day-- Which I will set--to come
again as you are?"
"Yes," said the king. "Here is my hand."
"Yes, but, abide, king, and hear me awhile. First you shall swear Upon
my burnished sword To tell me when next we meet What women love best In field and in town. And you
shall meet me Here without my sending for you At the end of twelve months; And you shall swear Upon
my good sword-- And by the holy cross-- that none of your knights Will come with you, Neither friend
nor stranger. And if you fail to bring an answer You shall lose Your head for your trouble. This
shall now be your oath. What do you say, king? Let's get this over with."
"Sir, I swear to this. Now let me be gone. Though it is to me very
sad, I swear to you as a true king To come again at the end of twelve months And bring you your
answer."
"Go your way, King Arthur, Your life is in my hand, I am sure. You
are not aware of your sorrow. Yet, wait, King Arthur, a little while. Be sure you are not beguiled today. And
keep all this in secret; For if I knew, by the mild virgin, That you would betray me anywhere, You
would lose your life now."
"No," said King Arthur, "that will not be. You will not
find me an untrue knight. I would much rather die. Farewell, sir, ill-met knight. I will come on the
day set, Even though there be no escape."
Then the king blew his bugle. Every knight recognized it And rushed
to him right away. There they found the hart And the king with a sad face and spirit. He no longer felt
like sport.
"We shall go home to Carlisle. I don't feel like hunting
anymore."
All the lords knew by his look That the king had met with some
disturbance.
The king went to Carlisle And no man knew The reason for his sorrow, For
his heart so heavy. His heart was very heavy, And in this heaviness he stayed So long that his knights
marveled.
Finally, Sir Gawain said to the king, "Sir, I am much amazed And
wonder at what makes you sorrowful."
The king answered quickly: "I shall tell you, Gawain, gentle
knight. In the forest I was today, And there I met a knight in his armor, And certain words he said to
me And charged me that I not betray him. I must keep his council, therefore, Or else I am a liar."
"Dread not, lord, by the Virgin. I am not the man who would
dishonor you. Neither in the evening nor the morning," Said Sir Gawain.
The king said: "Truly, I was hunting in Inglewood. By the cross,
you know I killed a deer. I was alone and there Met a well-armed knight. His name, he told me, Was
Sir Gromer Somer Joure. And therefore I make my moan. That knight threatened me And would have slain me
in his anger Except that I spoke well in return. I had no weapons, so, Alas, my honor is gone."
"What of it?" said Gawain.
Arthur said; "I do not lie. He would have slain me without mercy, He
hated me so much. He made me swear That at the end of twelve months I shall meet him there again, unarmed, And
to that I pledged my faith. At that time I must tell him What women desire most. Otherwise, I lose my
life. This oath I made to that knight, And that I would not tell this to anyone. I had no choice about
it. And I swore I would come in no other clothes Than those I wore when first we met. If I fail to
answer the question, I know I shall be killed then and there. Blame me not for being a woeful man. All
this is my dread and my fear."
"Yea, sir, be of good cheer," Said Sir Gawain. "Let your
horse be made ready To ride into a foreign country, And indeed everywhere You meet man or woman Ask
of them what they have to answer. And I shall also ride--another way-- And inquire of every man and woman And
learn what I may Of every man and woman's answer. These answers I shall write in a book"
"I grant," said the king quickly, that this is well advised,
Gawain the Good. Even by the holy cross."
Soon were they both ready, Gawain and the king. The king rode one
way, Gawain the other. And they inquired of both men and women What it is women desire most.
Some said women love to be well dressed; Some said they love to be well
courted; Some said they love a lusty man Who will clasp them in his arms and kiss them; Some said one
thing, some said another, And so Gawain got many an answer.
Soon Gawain had spent many a day, Having gotten so many answers That
he had a book large indeed. So he went to the court again. By that time the king had come back also, With
his book, and each looked At the volumes the other had written.
"We shall not fail," said Gawain.
"By God," said the king, "I am afraid. I see I must seek
more in Inglewood forest. I have but a month more to go. Perhaps I will happen on good news. This I now
think is best."
"Do as you wish," said Gawain. "Whatever you do, I will
be satisfied. It is good to be on this quest. Some of these answers will be correct, Otherwise would be
very bad luck."
II. KING ARTHUR MEETS A REALLY UGLY WOMAN
King Arthur rode out his gate The next day into Inglewood. There he
met with a lady. She was the ugliest creature That a man ever saw. King Arthur surely marveled. Her
face was red, her nose running, Her mouth wide, her teeth all yellow. Her eyes were bleary, as large as
balls, Her mouth just as large. Her teeth hung out of her lips, Her cheeks were as broad as a woman's
hips. He back was as curved as a lute. Her neck was long and also thick. Her hair clotted in a heap. In
the shoulders she was a yard across. Her breasts would have been a load for a horse. Like a barrel was she
made. To recite the foulness of that lady There is no tongue fit. She had ugliness to spare.
Yet she sat upon a gaily outfitted horse, With gold and many a precious
stone. This was an unseemly sight To see so measurelessly foul a creature Riding so well, I can tell
you.
She rode up to Arthur and said: "God speed, sir king. I am well
pleased That I have met with you. I advise you to talk with me For your life is in my hand. Only I
can prevent your death."
"What do you want with me, lady?"
"Sir, I will gladly speak with you And tell you good news. All
the answers you have now Will do you no good. By the cross you will know that. What? Did you think I
don't know Your secret? I know all. Without my help, you are dead. Grant me, sir king, one thing only. Then
I will promise you your life. Otherwise, you lose your head."
"Lady, tell me, in few words, what you mean. I have contempt for
your words. I have no need of you. In short, tell me what you want, fair lady. What is your meaning? Why
is my life in your hand? Tell me, and I shall grant all you ask."
"Truly," said the lady, "I am no villain. You must grant
me a knight to wed. His name is Sir Gawain. Then I shall make you a promise. Tell me: will you save
your life Or is my desire in vain? If my answer saves your life, Let me marry Sir Gawain. Think now,
sir king. For it must be so, Or you are dead. Hurry. Tell me. Or lose your head."
"Heavens,," said the king," I cannot promise you I
will order Sir Gawain to wed. That all depends on him. But, since it must be, I will work At saving my
life by trying. I will tell Gawain my predicament."
"Well," she said, "now go home And speak nicely to Gawain, For
I may save your life. Though I am foul, I am lusty. Through me he can save you. Or cause your
death."
"Alas!" Arthur said, "woe is me That I should cause
Gawain to marry you, For he will hate saying no. I've never seen such an ugly woman Anywhere on this
earth. I don't know what to do!"
"It doesn't matter," sir king, "that I am foul. Even an
owl finds a mate. This is the only chance you get. When you come again, for the answer, I will meet you
here, Or else I know you will be lost."
"Now farewell, lady," said the king.
"Yes, sir," said the lady, "there is a bird Men call an
owl. And yet I am a lady."
"What is your name, I pray you tell me."
"Sir king, I am truly called Dame Ragnell, Who never yet lied to a
man."
"Dame Ragnell, have a good day."
"Sir king, God speed you on your way. I shall meet you right here.
Thus they departed, fair and well, And the king came soon to Carlisle, His
heart heavy and sad.
The first man he met was Sir Gawain Who said to the king, "Sire,
how have you done?"
"Foresooth," said the king, "never as badly. Alas! I am
at the point of killing myself, For I would be better off dead."
"No," said Gawain, "that must not be. I would rather be
dead myself. This is very distressing news."
"Gawain, I met the foulest lady today, Certainly the worst I've
ever seen. She told me she would save my life But first she wants to have a husband. Therefore, I moan.
I am woebegone."
"Is that all?" said Gawain. "I shall wed her and wed her
again, Even if she be a fiend. Even were she as foul as Beelzebub, I would wed here, I swear by the
cross. Otherwise, I wouldn't be your friend. You are my honored king And have done me good many times. Therefore,
I hesitate not To save your life, my lord. It is my duty. Otherwise, I would be a false coward. My
service is better than that!" "Indeed, Gawain, I met her in Inglewood. I swear, she told me her
name. It is Dame Ragnell. She said unless I had her answer, All my labor is in vain. She said that. But
if her answer helps me, Then she wants you. That's what she said. She promised me that.
"As for this," said Gawain, "It will not stop me. I
will wed her at the time you set. I pray you worry no more. Though she be the foulest person That ever
has been seen on earth, For you I will not hesitate."
"Oh, thank you, Gawain," said King Arthur. "Of all
knights, you are the best That I have ever found! You have saved my life and reputation forever. I will
never stop honoring you As long as I am king of the land!"
III. ARTHUR GETS HIS ANSWER
Five or six days later, The king was to make his answer. The king and
Sir Gawain rode out of town, No men with them, far or near, But all alone. When the king got to the forest He
said, "Sir Gawain, farewell. I must go West. You should go no farther."
"My lord, God speed you on your journey. I wish I could ride with
you, For parting ways makes me quite sad."
The king had ridden only a short distance, No more than a mile, when we
me Dame Ragnell.
"Ah! Sir king! You are welcome here! I know you come with your
answer That will help you not a little."
"Now," said the king, "since it's the only way, Tell me
your answer and save my life. Sir Gawain will marry you. He has promised to save my life, And you shall
have your desire, Both in chamber and in bed. Therefore, tell me quickly, At last, what will help me. Hurry.
I can't wait."
"Sire," said Dame Ragnell, "Now you shall know What
women want most, From rich men and poor. I will tell you the truth. Some men say we desire to be
beautiful. Or that we desire sex With as many men as we can find. Others say we want pleasure in bed. Others
say we want many husbands. You men just don't understand. We want an entirely different thing. We want
to be seen as young, fresh. We want to be flattered cleverly. Thus you men can win us always And get
what you want. But there is one thing that is our fantasy, And that is what you shall know now: We
desire most from men, From men both rich and poor, To have sovereignty without lies. For where we have
sovereignty, all is ours, Though a knight be ever so fierce, And ever win mastery. It is our desire to
have mastery Over such a sir. Such is our purpose. Therefore, go, sir king, on your way, And tell that
knight what I have told you That we women want most. He will be angry and harsh And curse the one who
asked you, For he has lost the battle. Go, king, and keep your promise. Your life is safe now in every
way. That much I promise."
The king rode a long time As fast as he could go, Through mire and
moor and bog, To the place appointed To meet Sir Gromer.
Stern words he said to the king: "Come on, sir king, let's hear What
your answer shall be. I am prepared."
The king pulled out two books. "Sir, here is my answer, I dare say, For
some will help those in need."
Sir Gromer looked at each answer. "No, no, sir king. You are a dead
man. You shall bleed."
"Wait, Sir Gromer," said King Arthur, "I have one answer
that can't miss."
"Let's see it," said Sir Gromer, Or else, so help me God, as I
say, You death you will have, violently. That is for sure."
"Now," said the king, "I have seen, As I guessed, very
little kindness, by God. Here is the answer, the true one-- What women desire most, From rich men and
from poor-- I say that above all things, Women desire sovereignty. That is what they want. And that is
their greatest desire. They want rule over the manliest of men, Then they are happy. This I have learned, And
you are beaten, Sir Gromer."
"And she who told you this, King Arthur, I pray to God I shall see
her burn in fire. That was my sister, Dame Ragnell. That old hag! God send her shame! Otherwise I would
have tamed you. Now I have wasted all my work. Go where you will, King Arthur, For now you need not
fear me. Alas! That I ever saw this day! Now I well know you shall be my enemy. I will never get the
advantage again. My song shall ever be alas, alas."
"No," said the king, "that much I swear. Some armor I
will ever after have, to defend myself. That much I promise to God. You will never find me like this
again. If you do, may I be beaten and bound, As would be your right."
"Have a good day," said Sir Gromer.
"Farewell," said Sir Arthur. "So may I thrive. I am glad
to have beaten you."
IV. DAME RAGNELL GETS HER MAN
King Arthur turned his horse toward the plain. And soon he met with Dame
Ragnell again, In exactly the same spot as before.
"Sir king, I am glad we have won! I told you exactly how it would
be! Now keep to what you have promised. Since I have saved your life, me and no one else, Gawain must
marry me, Sir Arthur. It's the only way to be an honorable knight."
"No, lady. What I promised I will not fail to do. If you will heed
my advice, keeping quiet, You shall have all that you wish."
"No, sir king. I will not do so. Openly I will wed, or I will
leave. Otherwise, I will be shamed. Ride on, and I will follow you To your court, King Arthur, sire. I
will take shame from no man. Remember how I have saved your life. Don't argue with me. If you do, you
bring shame on yourself."
The king felt very much ashamed, But she rode on, despite him, Until
they got to Carlisle. Into the court she rode, by his side, For she would spare the feelings of no man. The
king liked it not at all. All the people wondered greatly At whence she had come, Such a foul, ugly
thing. They had never seen such an ugly thing. She rode right into the hall.
"Arthur, king, fetch me Sir Gawain quickly Before these knights,
that I may be certain You intend to marry us, for richer or poorer. In front of all your knights. That
was your promise. Let's see that you do it. Bring me my love, Sir Gawain, As quickly as you can. I
don't want to wait any longer."
Then came forth Sir Gawain the knight. "Sire, I am ready to do what
I promised, Ready to fulfill all my vows."
"God-a-mercy!" shouted Dame Ragnell. "For your sake, I
wish I were a good looking woman, Since you are such a good man."
Then sir Gawain pledged to her his troth, For richer and for poorer. He
was a true knight. And Dame Ragnell was happy.
"Alas!" said Dame Guinevere. And all the ladies of her chamber
said the same. They all wept for Sir Gawain.
"Alas!" said the king and all the knights. That he should have
to wed such a person! So foul. So horrible. They said She had long teeth on each side, Boar's tusks, as
long as your hand, One going up, one down on each side. And grey hairs. And her lips Lay like lumps on
her chin. No one had ever seen A neck like that. She was ugly! I swear, no one would marry her For
any reason, Unless there was some sort Of proclamation or law over the country.
Guinevere summoned the ladies of the land To help keep this marriage
proper, So it was that the foul lady would be married Unto Sir Gawain very soon. The ladies had great
pity. "Alas!" they said. The queen begged Dame Ragnell to marry early in the morning And
"as privately as possible." "No," she said. "By heaven's king That is something I
will never do, No matter what you say. I will be wedded openly, For I have an agreement with the king. Do
not doubt: I will not come to the church Until high mass time, and I will dine In the open hall, in the
middle of everybody."
"I am agreed," said Dame Guinevere, "But I think it more
honorable, And to your own benefit to do otherwise."
"Well, as to that, lady, God save you, This day I will have what I
want-- I tell you that without boasting."
She made herself ready to go to church, And all the nobles were
there--I'm not lying. She was dressed in the very best, Fancier even than Guinevere. Her dress was
worth a king's ransom, A thousand marks, The very best gold coins. That's how richly we was dressed. Yet
for all the clothing she wore, She still was the ugliest woman I've heard of-- A hog isn't as ugly, I
can say, to keep it short.
After she was married, Everyone hurried to dinner. The foul lady sat
at the head of the dais. She was very foul and rude. Everyone said so. When the food came, She ate
everything, Amazing everyone. Her nails were three inches long And with them she uncouthly cut her
meat. Therefore she ate alone. She ate three chickens and three curlews, And large meat pies she also
ate up, indeed. Everyone there wondered at it. No food came before her But she ate it, the foul woman. Everyone
who saw her, Both the knights and the squires, Prayed that the devil would gnaw her bones. So she ate
until everything was gone. Until they brought the finger towels, As is the custom and fashion. Many men
spoke of diverse foods, I believe you know there was Both domestic and wild meat. There was never a
lack in King Arthur's court Of anything that could be gotten Either in forest or in field. There were
people there from many lands.
V. A DOMESTIC SCENE
(NOTE: a page of the manuscript is missing here)
"Ah, Sir Gawain, since I have married you, Show me a little
courtesy in bed. You cannot rightfully deny me that. Indeed, Sir Gawain," the lady said, If I were
beautiful, You would act a bit differently. But you take no heed of marriage. Still, for Arthur's sake,
kiss me at least. I ask that you do it, So we can see how you manage."
Sir Gawain said, "I will do more Than kiss, I swear to God!" So
he turned… And saw she was The fairest creature alive. "Jesus!" he said. "What are
you?"
"Sir, I am certainly your wife. Why are you unkind to me?"
"Ah, lady, I am to blame. I ask you mercy, fair madam. I hadn't
realized. You are so beautiful, And earlier you were the ugliest woman I have ever seen. I am happy,
lady, to see you thus." So he embraced her in his arms And began to kiss her And made great joy,
certainly.
"Sir," she said, "thus shall you have me. By God, choose
one--for my beauty will not hold. Choose whether you will have me Beautiful in the nights And as ugly
in the days, when men see me, Or else have me beautiful in the day And the ugliest woman in the nights. One
or the other you must have. Choose. Choose, sir knight, which is more important To your honor."
"Alas!" said Gawain, "the choice is hard. Choosing the
best is difficult. I don't know what to choose. To have you beautiful At night and no more, That
would grieve my heart. And I would lose my reputation. But if I choose to have you beautiful in the day, Then
at night I would have slim pickings. Now, gladly would I choose the best, But I don't know what in the
world to say. Choose what you think best, happy lady. The choice I put into your hand. Do as you want,
as you choose. Untie me when you will, for I am bound. I give the decision to you. Body, possessions,
heart and everything, It is all yours, to buy and sell. This I swear to God."
"Thank you, courteous knight," said the lady. Of all the
earth's knights, may you be blessed. For now I am worshipped. You shall have me beautiful both day and
night, And always I shall be fair and bright. Therefore, grieve not, For I was transformed through
necromancy By my stepmother, God have mercy on her. She changed me by enchantment From my true form-- Until
the best of England Had truly married me And given me sovereignty Over his body and all his goods. Thus
I was deformed, And you, sir knight, courteous Gawain, Have given me sovereignty indeed. Never will you
be sorry for that. Kiss me, sir knight, right now, I pray you. Be glad and make good cheer. For all has
turned out well."
Then they had joy beyond imagination, The natural way of two people
alone. She thanked God and Mary That she was recovered from her ugliness. And so did Sir Gawain. He
made mirth in her bedroom And gave many thanks to our savior, I can tell you. With joy and mirth they
stayed awake all night.
VI. THE MORNING AFTER
In the morning, the fair maiden went to get up. "You shall
not!" Sir Gawain said. We will stay here until noon And let the king call us to lunch."
"I agree," the maiden said, And thus they went on till
mid-day.
"Sirs," said the king, "let us go To see if Sir Gawain is
still alive. I am very afraid for Sir Gawain, Afraid the fiend has killed him. I really must find out. Go
we now. We shall see them get up And see how they have managed."
So they came to the bed chamber. "Arise!" shouted the king to
Sir Gawain. "Why do you stay in be so long?"
"Oh, my!" said Gawain. "Surely, sir king, I would be very
happy if you would leave me alone. For I am very much at ease. Wait, I shall unlock the door. Then, I
think, you will say I am well fixed. I am very reluctant to get up."
Sir Gawain arose and took his lady by the hand. He hurried to the door
and opened it. She stood in a smock by the fire. Her hair hung to her knees, a red gold. "Lo, this
is my pleasure." "Lo!" said Gawain to Arthur. "This is my wife, Dame Ragnell, The
one who saved your life."
Then he told the king and queen How suddenly her shape had turned. "My
lord, by your leave, I will tell you How she came to be misshapen." Then Sir Gawain told it all.
"I thank God!" said the queen. "I thought, Sir Gawain,
you had been harmed. I was much grieved at heart. But I see the opposite is the case."
There were games, revelries, playing. And every man said, "She is
beautiful!"
Then the king told them all How Dame Ragnell saved his life. "My
death had been prepared." The king told the queen, swearing it was true, How he had been bested in
Inglewood By Sir Gromer Somer Joure. He told what that knight had made him swear. "Otherwise, he
would have slain me right there, Without mercy or measure. This same lady, Dame Ragnell, saved me from
that death. All for the love of Gawain.
Then Gawain told the king How her stepmother had deformed her Until a
knight should save her. And Dame Ragnell told the king How Gawain had given her sovereignty Over all he
had. Whatever she wanted.
"God save him for such courtesy. He saved me from villainy and a
terrible fate, One that was both foul and grim. Therefore, courteous, gracious Gawain, I shall never
anger you. That is certain. That promise I make to you. While I live, I shall be obedient. To God above
I promise That I will never quarrel with you."
"Thank you, lady," said Gawain. "With you I feel quite
content. And I believe you will do these things." Gawain said, "She shall have my love. She
will never lack it, for she has been So kind to me."
The queen said, and the ladies all agreed, "I swear by Saint John That
she is the fairest in this court. My love, lady, you shall always have, As I am a gentle woman, Because
you saved my lord Arthur."
Sir Gawain begot Gyngolyn of the Round Table, A knight of strength and
goodness.
And at every feast where a lady should be, Wherever she went, Dame
Ragnell won the prize for beauty.
I can tell you without lying That in all his life Gawain loved none so
well. He acted like a coward, avoiding jousting, Just so he could be in bed with her day and night. King
Arthur wondered at it.
Dame Ragnell asked the king For kindness to Sir Gromer. "Be a
good lord to Sir Gromer, indeed. Fix the matter in which you offended him."
"Yes, lady, that I shall do for your sake, Though I know he cannot
make amends to me For acting as he did."
VII. NOT SUCH A HAPPY ENDING
Now, to make a short conclusion. I intend to finish quickly. This
gentle lady lived with Gawain But five years. I tell you truly, That grieved Gawain all his life. Yet
in her life she grieved him never. And no woman was ever dearer to him.
Thus I will stop talking. She was the fairest lady In all of England When
she lived. Even Arthur said so. Thus ends this adventure of King Arthur-- A man who suffered much in
his life-- And of the wedding of Gawain.
Gawain married often in his life But I have heard men say He never
loved another woman so well.
Thus I have told the story Of King Arthur's hunting adventure In
Inglewood.
Now, God, as you were born in Bethlehem, Never let our souls be lost in
burning fire! And, Jesus, as you were born of a virgin, Help the composer of this tale out of sorrow, And
in a hurry if you can. For he is beset by jailers With wills wrong and hard Who keep him locked away.
Now, God, as you are the true royal king, Help him out of danger who
made this tale, For he has been in it a long time. Have pity on Your servant. I give body and soul to
your hand, For my suffering is great.
Here ends The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnell For the Helping of
King Arthur.
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